plastic bag!
scissors
a fork
shotgun
my hands.
My Internet Connection (too smart-ass?)
No. I was thinking the same thing.
OK this one found me lining up all the knives I have within reach and assessing which one would be the deadliest weapon … no I’m not in my kitchen, I’m at my desk at work … thinking maybe perhaps I have … a problem.
FYI I decided on the really tiny folding one because it looks like a toy but I could TOTALLY reach the aorta with that if I poked in the right place.
What.
That’s a trick question in this household.
The telephone. Device of evil, and that jazz. Cords for strangling, and a handy weight for sledging heads.
But the question didn’t specify deadly to whom - or what. I’ve got a package of neodynimum magnets in my bag, and a room full of servers across the hall.
That’s where I was going. I got Chuck Norris on speed-dial. All I have to do is hit a button and point the phone at the intruder and it’s allll over. BLAM
Pens. I can throw them like Bruce Lee.
